Babli: Chidi Udi! Pappu: Udi! Babli: Kauva Uda! Pappu: Uda! Babli: Kingfisher Uda! Pappu: Maaf Karna Flit Radd Ho Gai Hai!
Teacher: Kisi Scientist Ka Nam Batao. Bunty: Alia Bhatt. Teacher: Get out of the Class. Pappu: Sir, Ye Totla Hai... Aryabhatt Bol Raha Hai!
Pappu: I got stopped by a cop last night. The officer said, "Do you have a police record?" Bunty: Then what happened? Pappu: I said, "Yes, 'Walking on the Moon' from 1979".
Bunty: Why did our class teacher come to your house last night. Something to complain or what? Pappu: Actually, I've been suffering from insomnia so my parents requested the teacher to come and teach me something and I can fall asleep!
A Principal on a round asked Bunty, "What are you doing outside the classroom?" Bunty: Nothing, Sir! Principal: What's your name? Bunty: Bunty, Sir! Pappu: And who's this with you? Bunty: Pappu, Sir! Principal: And Pappu, what are you doing? Pappu: Helping Bunty, Sir!